Yesterday, for instance, he did several things that reminded us of us "male-ness". First, he stuck his head in the garbage can, and then, with glee, went yelling through the house about how "stinky" it was in there. Such a man! All of his sisters were looking at him like he's from another planet. (I haven't told them yet that he is!) Meghan, quite simply said, "Wesely, that's why we girls don't stick our heads in the trash can."
Then we all loaded up and went with his daddy to make some hospital visits. On the way there...Oh, boy!! Let's just say, his sisters were begging to open some windows.... And his topic of conversation...the bird poop that was on the window. How did it get there? What was the name of the bird that "dropped" it? Why didn't he clean up his mess? And just to make his sisters happy, he decided at the end of the conversation that the bird had probably been a girl! Oh yeah....
Then he lost one of his favorite trucks. Lucky for Wesley, Daddy found it...under the gas peddle while we were driving in rush hour traffic. (maybe that wasn't so lucky?) So we "towed" it out and had it moved to "Emergency parking". (Mommy's cup holder. = )
And then, THEN, you have the "webbing". Yes, that's what I said...webbing! You see, he "webs" people now...and things too! Nothing is safe. He even webbed a few doctors at the hospital. They didn't seem to realize it though. When I asked him how I could get "un-webbed" he said he didn't know; that was for me to figure out. Apparently, he just does the webbing -not the un-webbing. SO, I made a public service announcement: No one will be able to eat dinner tonight, because the cook has been webbed.
~ He figured it out and freed me pretty quickly after that. After all, he is a man! = D
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